tag:zarker.blog.co.uk,2009-11-12:/MokoFeed2009-11-12T06:27:42+01:00tag:zarker.blog.co.uk,2008-08-24:/2008/08/24/shopping-4630135/zarker2008-08-24T13:22:47+02:002008-08-24T13:22:47+02:00 <p>How do they do it? I dont know.<br> I continually find myself alone within a supermarket. I swear i had a wife with me when i entered but within seconds she had disappeared into the horrific world of consumerism.<br> Walking up and down the aisles, she was no-where to be seen. I actually ended up attempting to 'trick' her into appearing by randomly increasing my walking speed so that if wifey was mirroring my every step and hiding between rows when i passed i could catch her out. -- yes, shopping makes me crazy.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://zarker.blog.co.uk/2008/08/24/shopping-4630135/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>